She seems to be getting paid to do something! She’s a spokesperson for Fila, apparently. I can’t believe people went out to see her. Were they paid too? That child is frightened!
It seems that while in Korea (doing what, I still don’t know), Paris Hilton is going to be featured on a television variety program. She got all dolled up in a traditional dress and tried not to seem trashy. Barf.
More video! Sadly, I couldn’t embed it (boo WordPress). This one is good for when you’re bored and have a couple of minutes to spare as you stare blankly at a girl doing nothing for about a minute. After which, of course, she switches into skill mode and starts doing a rollerskateballetdance thing that’s kind of crazy. If you click through to the glumbert page, you’ll see that the comments are the best part, of course.
Funny Ads for a Slow Day November 8, 2007
Something funny is in the air in Seoul this week. Paris Hilton shimmied over from Tokyo and it’s unbelievable, the throngs of random dudes in suits that are surrounding her. I didn’t realize people cared about Paris Hilton. Her bouquet is really cute, don’t you think? She’s probably saying to herself, “Like, OMG, I totally need to move here. They, like, love me!”
Things I Don’t Understand, Vol. 1 November 7, 2007
Paris and Nicky Hilton are in Tokyo to help pick finalists for Miss Universe Japan. Huh, WTF, why, etc. That’s how I feel about it. Paris apparently loves the shopping in Tokyo. She and her sister also learned a little H&N photo trick, perhaps in an effort to convince the rest of us that there’s a reason for the Hiltons to be judging for the Miss Universe Japan contest.