Tyra Banks upsets me most of the time, for many reasons, and here she goes again, interviewing Tila Tequila and asking all kinds of nonsense questions about bisexuality. Why does Tyra make those harsh, downward-sloping faces? “You, like, open her door and stuff? Oh my gooooooooooosh.” “And what about SEXually…” Ugh, Tyra bothers me! And not being able to embed the clip bothers me too! Sorry about that. Click here for the video.
Tila Tequila Needs a Dermatologist! October 30, 2007
Tila Tequila gets invited to parties now. It’s a sign of the apocalypse, everybody run and hide. Has anyone been watching this show? Total hilarity, from the brief bits I’ve seen. Hilarious like I Love New York. Hilarious in the way that Britney Spears’ “Hot as Fire” is hilarious, you follow? Anyway, enjoy the photos. If she gets any more famous, she might be doing Proactive commercials. Read this bitter story on why Tila is famous (the author is mostly confounded). And if you want to join in the fun, why not try out for the second season of A Shot at Love (what, she’s not going to stay with her first season partner forever?). Shooting starts in January.
A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila September 7, 2007
Tila Tequila, the MySpace celebrity, is getting her own reality TV show. It’s called A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. Gatdamn, these titles are so cheesy. The show is surely going to trump the likes of Flavor of Love and I Love New York, and even maybe Age of Love (but is that possible?). The best part is that she’s a bisexual, so she’s splitting her contestants — 16 girls, 16 guys. She asks, “WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH????? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END?????” Only time will tell.