Tila Tequila, the MySpace celebrity, is getting her own reality TV show. It’s called A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. Gatdamn, these titles are so cheesy. The show is surely going to trump the likes of Flavor of Love and I Love New York, and even maybe Age of Love (but is that possible?). The best part is that she’s a bisexual, so she’s splitting her contestants — 16 girls, 16 guys. She asks, “WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH????? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END?????” Only time will tell.