Ichiri Suzuki, a ballplayer for the Seattle Mariners, says weird shit. A few highlights:
“It’s not surprising. At the same time, it’s not that usual. It’s somewhere between usual and surprising.”
“I hope he arouses the fire that’s dormant in the innermost recesses of my soul. I plan to face him with the zeal of a challenger.”
“Tiger is a great golfer, but … when you say athlete, I think of Carl Lewis. When you talk about [golfers or race-car drivers], I don’t want to see them run. It’s the same if you were to meet a beautiful girl and go bowling. If she’s an ugly bowler, you are going to be disappointed.”
Thanks, Jen, for the tip!