She seems to be getting paid to do something! She’s a spokesperson for Fila, apparently. I can’t believe people went out to see her. Were they paid too? That child is frightened!
Paris Hilton in Korea, continued November 9, 2007
It seems that while in Korea (doing what, I still don’t know), Paris Hilton is going to be featured on a television variety program. She got all dolled up in a traditional dress and tried not to seem trashy. Barf.
Rollerblading Freestyle November 9, 2007
More video! Sadly, I couldn’t embed it (boo WordPress). This one is good for when you’re bored and have a couple of minutes to spare as you stare blankly at a girl doing nothing for about a minute. After which, of course, she switches into skill mode and starts doing a rollerskateballetdance thing that’s kind of crazy. If you click through to the glumbert page, you’ll see that the comments are the best part, of course.
(Thanks GK!)
Funny Ads for a Slow Day November 8, 2007
“H&N, did you really scan a McDonald’s bag and a coupon for Baby Phat perfume?”
“Yes, yes I did.”
Paris Hilton in Seoul November 8, 2007
Something funny is in the air in Seoul this week. Paris Hilton shimmied over from Tokyo and it’s unbelievable, the throngs of random dudes in suits that are surrounding her. I didn’t realize people cared about Paris Hilton. Her bouquet is really cute, don’t you think? She’s probably saying to herself, “Like, OMG, I totally need to move here. They, like, love me!”
Things I Don’t Understand, Vol. 1 November 7, 2007
Paris and Nicky Hilton are in Tokyo to help pick finalists for Miss Universe Japan. Huh, WTF, why, etc. That’s how I feel about it. Paris apparently loves the shopping in Tokyo. She and her sister also learned a little H&N photo trick, perhaps in an effort to convince the rest of us that there’s a reason for the Hiltons to be judging for the Miss Universe Japan contest.
Penguin and Snowman Finish Marathon November 6, 2007
Here are some H&N runners who completed this past weekend’s ING New York City Marathon. They ran 26.2 miles in costume, as a snowman and a penguin. Amazing. And Frickin’ CRAZY!! Gotta love it.
Goddess Girl Gets Surgery November 6, 2007
A little girl in India named Lakshmi, who was born with 8 limbs, is undergoing surgery to remove the extra appendages as well as the remains of a twin that her body absorbed. The surgery will allow her to hopefully live past her teens. She is considered a goddess by the locals in her neighborhood, and has been referred to as a reincarnation of Vishnu the Supreme Being. A circus also tried to buy her (how scary for her parents!). She should have a normal body after the surgery is over.
Halloween is so over, I know November 5, 2007
But I thought this was random enough to throw on the bloggy. Guess who?
Is this the trick part? November 1, 2007
Devon Aoki showed up at Heidi Klum’s annual Halloween party last night, and she was wearing…I’m not sure. Is that even a costume? Green paisley “mod girl” with mesh around the torso? WTF is that? I don’t get it.
