Bai Ling at Assassin’s Creed Party November 7, 2007

Bai Ling went out to party (quelle surprise) in support of the new Assassin’s Creed video game from Ubisoft. I may be reaching here, but I actually think her look has been coordinated to the theme of the game. See the Bedazzled crown on her dress? She really tried with this one.

Assassin’s Creed is set in AD 1191, when the Third Crusade was tearing the Holy Land apart. Shrouded in secrecy and feared for their ruthlessness, the Assassins intend to stop the hostilities by suppressing both sides of the conflict. Players, assuming the role of the main character, will have the power to throw their immediate environment into chaos and to shape events during this pivotal moment in history.

Is something hugely seismic happening? November 5, 2007

Why is Bai Ling covering herself? Did she get something done? What the hell is going on!

I got nothin. November 2, 2007

Nothin but some joyous Bai Ling for you!!! Enjoy. I’ll be dripping in with other posts as the day goes on.

Breaking: Bai Ling wearing clothes October 25, 2007

Bai Ling, looking sad? And kind of covered up? Is this possible? At a lingerie show? The world really is coming to an end. I hope those aren’t the same band-aids from before.

How does she do it? October 16, 2007

I think she’s maintained the same figure ever since her first movie. She should do an exercise video — with stripper poles!

Your daily cheese October 2, 2007

Bai Ling, one of Angelina Jolie’s co-stars in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, talked a little crazy to Us Weekly recently.

“We could have hooked up, but it just wasn’t the right time or place. But she told me, ‘My heart’s open to you.’”

Can you imagine Angelina Jolie holding Bai Ling? She dated Jenny Shimizu, so I guess anything is possible. Plus, Bai Ling kinda looks like MJP. Kinda.

Good Morning Guess Who October 1, 2007

Guess who was out and about wearing promotional (?) bandages for her new book (?), Nipples?

See the answer after the jump!

where have you been all my life September 27, 2007

Bai Ling was among the luminaries gathered at an Us Weekly party. I have waited an eternity for this moment. Bai Ling never disappoints!